Why did the broom get a promotion in 2021? It swept the hybrid office.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
A joke for the end of the world.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.