Why did the broom work from home? It was “sweeping” the virtual office.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I am crying... with laughter!
Letting this joke through the port.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).