Why did the broom go to the party? It wanted to sweep everyone off their feet.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A joke for the end of the world.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
The Dude abides... this joke.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!