1998 Legacy: The Bowling Shoes

A guy tries to walk into a bar wearing bowling shoes. The bouncer says, “Rentals stay at the alley, buddy.”

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@Encarta_User07/01/1997 06:56I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Saved_By_The_Bell04/28/1998 22:40I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/16/2015 15:57The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Student_Life_0110/28/2000 18:41Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Evil_Kermit_M09/08/1997 01:08Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Netscape_Now_B01/05/1995 17:28I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Cool_Story_Bro03/29/2015 19:22Actually, it IS a cool story!