“1985” is a hit. I told her we’re living in the past. She said, “No, you’re just wearing a shirt from 1985.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
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The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
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