2008 Classic: The Bouncer

“You’re too drunk for this recession.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

@Encarta_User04/18/2005 13:06I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Discman_Skipper12/14/1996 05:15Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@OfficeWorker_9909/21/2004 02:54I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Web_Master_Flex04/01/2002 10:25I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Marla_Singer_Fan02/24/2015 14:38A joke for the end of the world.

@Dancing_Baby_9606/14/2004 12:43Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Friday_Rebecca12/31/2007 11:18Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Ancient_Aliens_G01/28/2008 05:00I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.