2023 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

@Myspace_Tom08/21/1996 09:25I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Friends_Lover04/16/2001 03:41Could this joke BE any funnier?

@WiFi_Zero_One06/19/2005 06:17Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Nyan_Cat_Space11/09/2013 01:16Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Top_List_Winner08/22/2003 23:05Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Ultima_Online_V07/13/2006 16:04Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@I_See_What_You01/03/2006 20:29I see what you did there. Clever!

@Viewer_Number_109/22/1996 12:38First! And it’s funny!