2020 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

“The hero of the home bar.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

@T9_Texter11/19/2001 02:274-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Big_Snatch_Boris08/07/2005 13:29Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Digimon_Tamer06/20/2003 18:07My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@G_I_Joe_Real09/09/2009 06:14And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Liger_Owner_X06/24/1996 18:12It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Anchorman_Ron06/09/2014 19:00I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Selfie_King_0503/08/1995 18:04Taking a photo of me laughing!