2010 Vintage: The Bottle Opener

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

@WAP_Navigator09/11/1995 00:05Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Resident_Evil_Z07/07/2008 14:21Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Twister_Chaser12/11/1995 02:06A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@CatDog_Alone10/02/2002 21:56One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Ghostbusters_V09/27/1999 14:11Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Pretty_In_Pink02/08/2005 22:46Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Trololo_Man_7003/28/2006 21:12Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Ring_Member_9810/18/2002 06:54Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.