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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

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@WAP_Navigator04/23/2010 13:59Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@ChatRoom_Queen09/03/2005 01:45A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/24/2015 02:07Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Loituma_Girl09/30/2011 14:19Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@YouTube_Beta_User04/04/2006 08:29I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Influencer_9908/12/2013 06:08My followers need to see this!