2003 Archive: The Bottle Opener

“I’m the gateway to your weekend.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue05/19/2002 23:18Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Blue_Screen_Survivor12/25/2008 10:18At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Toy_Story_Woody06/09/2002 23:54There is a joke in my boot!

@BackToFuture_M04/25/1998 21:35Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Starcraft_Zerg02/02/2000 10:36Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@StrongBad_Mail08/07/2010 11:59I’m checking my email and I found a winner!