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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman03/11/2007 18:16Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Baywatch_Runner05/27/2009 15:17Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/08/1995 22:03Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Friday_Rebecca04/16/2009 15:58Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Nyan_Cat_Space03/02/2002 11:19Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Grinds_My_Gears12/05/2000 03:28You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@About_Dot_Com07/12/2006 15:14The human guide to online humor.

@Homestar_Runner10/21/1996 10:15That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!