2008 Classic: The Bolt

I told her I’m a super-dog. She said, “You’re more like the hamster in the ball—running in circles and going nowhere.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

@Simpson_Quotes03/03/2012 12:55D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Project_Mayhem09/29/1998 13:22Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Daria_Morg10/26/2006 01:37My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@AllYourBase_9906/12/1997 11:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Delicious_Links03/30/1995 21:13Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!