It hit 190 when the doctor said, “We’re moving all appointments back to in-person.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!