Leonardo DiCaprio has a Rhodesian accent and I’m suddenly very concerned about where my watch came from.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge
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66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!