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2006 Archive: The Blood Diamond Intensity

 Leonardo DiCaprio has a Rhodesian accent and I’m suddenly very concerned about where my watch came from.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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