2022 Archive: The Blonde

We watched the Marilyn movie. She said it was sad. I said the real sadness is that we’re out of snacks.

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@Spice_Girl_Posh08/16/1999 18:58Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Malware_Hunter07/25/2014 07:38Scanning... Laughs detected!

@American_Psycho_P02/28/2003 22:15I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Bam_Margera_Fan10/22/2015 14:57Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/22/1998 04:16I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Brennan_Huff_X11/06/2011 05:26I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@GG_WP_9809/29/2000 08:02Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Captain_Obvious03/01/2013 23:57This is a comment on a funny joke.