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1996 Classic: The Blockbuster Night

 We spent three hours wandering the aisles only to end up renting the same movie we saw last month because we couldn’t agree.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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