A guy orders a drink and says, “I’m never going to SeaWorld again!” The bartender says, “That’s fine, but the whale on the next stool still wants a Guinness.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
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77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
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69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
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The Dyslexic Entry
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The Neutron Special
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
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The highest note of humor!
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The best thing since version 1.0!
This humor took me to new heights!