A guy is typing so fast his thumbs are smoking. The bartender says, “Emailing your boss or your broker?” “Both. They’re both crying.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!