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2008 Legacy: The Blackberry Bold

 A guy is typing so fast his thumbs are smoking. The bartender says, “Emailing your boss or your broker?” “Both. They’re both crying.”

Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_309/03/2004 12:38Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@ChatRoom_Queen06/15/2010 12:37A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Blade_Runner_201909/14/2004 07:45All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Brazil_Terry_G04/02/2013 09:11Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Jackass_Johnny11/18/2006 05:22Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Arthas_Fan_0208/07/2011 18:33Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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