It has a “QWERTY” keyboard now. My husband is typing with his thumbs so fast I think he’s going to start a fire.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
This is the future of humor!