Why was the lawyer happy when Bitcoin dropped? Because “loss of digital value” is a great tax-deductible expense for his retainer.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
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The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Actually, it IS a cool story!