Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner
Why did the blonde try to send a "U-Haul" to the International Space Station? She heard the astr... read more »
Why did the blonde try to send a "U-Haul" to the International Space Station? She heard the astr... read more »
2. 2021 Vintage: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a "firewall."Part... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a "firewall."Part... read more »
3. 2014 Legacy: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it w... read more »
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it w... read more »
4. Why did the blonde bring toilet…
Why did the blonde bring toilet paper to the party? She was a party pooper. read more »
Why did the blonde bring toilet paper to the party? She was a party pooper. read more »
5. 2023 Classic: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer "crashed" on the information highway.Part of t... read more »
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer "crashed" on the information highway.Part of t... read more »
6. 2008 Classic: The MySpace
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to "customize her profile background."Pa... read more »
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to "customize her profile background."Pa... read more »
7. 2008 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
8. 2023 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "transfer" data to her friend across t... read more »
9. 2006 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use "Java."Part of the 55 Classic Blo... read more »
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use "Java."Part of the 55 Classic Blo... read more »
10. 2024 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
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[2006-06-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Napster_King: I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
[1995-11-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pentium_Power: My processor can barely handle this much humor!
[2005-03-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Brick_Tamland_L: I love lamp. And I love this joke.
[2005-06-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Numa_Numa_Guy: Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
[2002-03-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Philosoraptor_X: If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
[1999-03-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Flickr_User_04: A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
[2014-10-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Frag_Master_99: Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
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