I told her I’m going to start ballet. She said, “Good, then you can dance your way to the trash can.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
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2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
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“A couple had been married for...
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
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2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
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The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Back when the internet was simple and funny.