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A girl walks in with neon green hair and whispers her order. The bartender says, “I’m the ‘Bad Guy’ for asking you to speak up?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic03/15/1999 22:38This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Cheers_Norm09/11/2007 03:58Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Baywatch_Runner07/11/1997 20:11Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Napster_User_9902/26/2014 20:31Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Pirate_Bay_9902/06/2013 14:40Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Clans_Leader_9907/17/1995 18:27Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Terran_Marine09/14/1997 05:57Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Boxxy_Queen08/16/2005 11:02I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!