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2008 Vintage: The “Better in Time”

 More Leona Lewis. She’s very patient about the healing process of a broken heart.

Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/19/2003 16:01Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/26/2001 21:41Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Dial_Up_King08/27/2010 21:28Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Scream_Ghostface09/04/1998 12:47Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/22/1995 21:47Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Breakfast_Club_B04/02/2010 23:39Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Prestige_World_W10/24/2010 23:23Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Leeroy_Jenkins07/10/2003 06:11At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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