More Leona Lewis. She’s very patient about the healing process of a broken heart.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
At least I have chicken... and this joke!