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2023 Classic: The Beckham

 We watched the documentary. Now my husband is “organizing” the fridge by labels. I told him he’s not David and I’m definitely not Posh.

Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan08/01/1995 04:26Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/07/2003 00:01I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/06/2002 21:47That still only counts as one laugh!
@Total_Recall_Fan06/22/2001 21:22Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/24/2005 14:10In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@PeanutButter_J03/18/1997 03:48It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Banner_Exchange04/22/2000 05:26Click my banner for more laughs!
@YouTube_Beta_User11/09/2004 17:24I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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