The official wallpaper of every teenage girl’s bedroom in 2004.
Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Saving the best laugh for last!