A guy in the kitchen yells “BEHIND!” and “CHEF!” every time he moves. The bartender says, “You’re making toast, Jeremy. Calm down.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
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