2016 Vintage: The Batman v Superman Martha

One name changed everything. I’m naming all my future friends “Martha” just to be safe.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

@Terminator_T80001/17/2004 06:00I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Men_In_Black_K05/11/1997 15:40We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Lock_Stock_Two01/26/2014 18:28It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/04/2003 03:08Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Second_Life_Avy11/04/2006 01:52In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.