Robert Pattinson is the moodiest Batman ever. 2022 is a very “eyeliner-and-rain” year.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Posting this to my own wall right now!