2020 Legacy: The Bar Stool

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/24/2001 14:53I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@ICQ_Flower07/12/1995 16:56The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@MIRC_Ghost04/20/2015 01:36Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Campus_King10/13/2014 21:21The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Memento_Guy12/29/2004 12:17Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Delicious_Links07/31/2013 09:21Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!