2016 Classic: The Bar Snack

“Are these pretzels gluten-free and politically correct?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@SoulSeek_Fan01/29/2013 22:52Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/11/2015 05:26You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Search_Scout_9912/22/2005 00:46Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/29/2001 14:14May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/12/2000 07:15Waddle on over and read this!

@Facepalm_Master01/23/2014 20:25I facepalmed and then I laughed.