2006 Vintage: The Bar Snack

“Are these nuts organic?” “They’re 2006-standard: Salty and mysterious.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper05/02/2012 21:01Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/26/2008 08:25Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Hanson_Fan_9705/22/1998 14:17Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@CSS_Master_9902/20/2008 16:59Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Under_Const_Gif08/02/2005 13:39This site is never finished... with humor!