1999 Vintage: The Bar Mirror

A guy looks in the mirror and says, “I haven’t aged a bit since 1900.” The bartender says, “That’s the spirit, Gramps.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

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In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

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@Tripod_Member06/02/2004 06:23Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Antivirus_Pro10/27/2002 07:20No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Brazil_Terry_G11/21/2012 17:15Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@PeanutButter_J09/01/2001 17:14It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Salt_Bae_Original07/27/1996 10:10Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@StumbleUpon_User06/26/2003 22:48I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Salad_Fingers_F10/27/2002 02:09I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Challenge_Acc09/03/1995 02:46Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@True_Story_Neil09/14/2003 11:10True story! I was there!