2014 Classic: The Bank Vault

Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

It was framed.read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/30/2007 13:49Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam12/20/1996 22:47I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@WiFi_Zero_One12/27/2010 19:57Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Mini_Me_Rocks05/02/1998 18:23... (Laughter in silence).

@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/16/2011 08:12Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@PopUp_Blocker_X03/31/2005 03:08I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Podcast_Listener06/14/1997 06:08I’ll mention this in my next episode!