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“Who Let the Dogs Out?” My wife: “I did, and while you’re out there, pick up the yard.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

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@Lion_King_Simba05/24/1995 08:59Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Requiem_Dreamer05/06/2014 06:11That was intense... and funny!

@Austin_Powers_Y06/12/2015 18:28Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Bebo_Lover_0512/31/2014 20:54Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@GL_HF_Runner07/31/2011 02:04Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!