1996 Archive: The Baggy Jeans

I’m not sure if my husband is getting skinnier or if his pants are just getting three sizes larger every week.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

@Msdos_Commander02/06/1996 04:50C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Forrest_Gump_8812/09/2012 00:49Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/12/2012 08:15Laughing is as laughing does.

@Pirate_Bay_9912/05/1998 08:02Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan10/29/1997 11:15Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/23/2008 20:55Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@G_I_Joe_Real01/22/2008 18:17And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.