1996 Classic: The Bagel Boom

I asked why we are suddenly eating giant, dense circles of bread for every single meal.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

@Burning_CDs12/23/2007 06:51I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter12/27/2010 12:28The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@QuickTime_Viewer11/02/2000 13:14Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@C++_Dev_9808/26/2009 04:26I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Green_Day_Fan05/12/2003 22:08Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Celebrity_DM06/03/2013 08:03Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Grinds_My_Gears10/13/1997 16:18You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Filter_Fanatic12/18/2003 06:00This joke looks better with a sepia filter.