I wish I knew you wanted me. 2022 is the year of “Lo-Fi R&B” domination.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Classic. Simply classic.
Tapping my way to a good mood.