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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes06/03/1996 17:26Standard classic. Never gets old.

@WinAmp_Shaker06/24/2003 17:03It really whips the llama's ass!

@Titanic_Survivor10/08/2003 04:51I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Napster_Leech02/20/1996 04:05Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/22/2004 11:15This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Blink_182_Mark10/19/2013 01:34What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Austin_Powers_Y03/13/2004 09:57Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/09/2004 06:08My mind is blown by how funny this is.