2002 Classic: The B-52

“Light it up!” The bartender sets his sleeve on fire. “That wasn’t part of the trick.”

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@Home_Alone_Kevin05/15/1999 18:48Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/04/2010 17:27Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Student_Life_0106/26/1999 20:11Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Baxter_The_Dog10/30/1997 15:31Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Chocolate_Rain10/12/2010 22:16I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Hi5_Pro_User03/26/2003 23:40High five for this joke!

@Boxxy_Queen09/03/1997 06:57I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Influencer_9905/30/1995 03:33My followers need to see this!