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2017 Archive: The Atomic Blonde Neon

 Charlize Theron fighting in a stairwell to 80s music. 2017 is a very “neon-bruised” year.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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@The_Real_Morpheus06/22/1996 12:37What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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