A guy orders a pint of heavy cream and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says, “I miss the 90s.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
This site is never finished... with humor!
I choose to believe it’s funny.