2023 Classic: The Aquaman 2

A guy orders a drink and everyone forgot he was even there.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson08/08/2004 07:03WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Baywatch_Runner10/06/2002 19:15Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Sion_Partier01/30/1999 13:42The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Chocolate_Rain06/10/2012 14:01I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Friday_Rebecca10/17/2014 22:25Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!