“I’ll have an Appletini, easy on the ‘tini’.” The bartender sighs, “Welcome to the year 2000, where men drink like toddlers.”
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
The power of three... laughs!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Very nice! Great success!
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The cat is just sitting there laughing!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Tapping my way to a good mood.