2007 Classic: The App Store Dream

A guy says, “There’s an app for that!” The bartender says, “Is there an app that pays your tab?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

@Linux_Distro_User06/26/1997 11:37Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Neo_The_One08/21/2001 15:24I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Wayne_World_Ex07/31/2007 20:31Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Brennan_Huff_X05/22/1999 21:38I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Retweet_King01/02/2005 00:18RT if you think this is funny!