1995 Legacy: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow a pencil!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Y2K_Ready01/17/2005 08:32If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Cyber_Traveler10/22/2013 18:35Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@StarWars_Nerd11/04/2011 04:27The farce is strong with this one!

@Borat_Very_Nice08/24/2006 13:03Very nice! Great success!

@Dodgeball_Pat12/27/2008 06:51If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Hi5_Pro_User08/24/1995 21:31High five for this joke!

@Face_Palm_0107/10/2014 01:52Classic. Simply classic.