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2013 Archive: The “Animals” Martin Garrix

 The song that proved you only need one wood-block sound to have a global EDM hit.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/28/2008 15:14This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Quake_Fragger04/19/2013 04:06M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Gopher_Explorer01/07/2000 20:31Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle08/20/2000 20:34What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@SoundBlaster_AWE10/11/2011 23:39Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@BackToFuture_M05/04/1996 07:52Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/18/2009 21:08This joke is an Epic Win!
@Cloud_Computing05/19/2014 08:08Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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