Why did the lawyer represent the pigs? He argued that “slingshot-assisted structural damage” was a violation of porcine building codes.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
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The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
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I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
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Tapping my way to a good mood.
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