A guy starts throwing ice cubes at the bar’s display of bottles. The bartender yells, “Stop!” The guy says, “Relax, I’m just trying to get three stars on this level.”
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!